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Jan 3 11

JohnNemec.com 2011 and Drupal 7

by John Nemec
John Nemec 2011 Drupal 7 New Year

With a new year comes fresh starts, and for 2011 my plan is to upgrade JohnNemec.com to Drupal 7 from WordPress. From what I’ve read, it will not be an easy task since, again from what I’ve read, there is not direct way to convert. So the site will stay on WordPress as I build in the background, but still viewable to all. Every time I make an update or do anything at all, I’ll log it and let you know what I’ve done and the issues I’ve come across.

Last years’ resolutions were very grandiose to say the least. I planned on teaching the world PHP and JavaScript, going to far-off places to write about them, and visit the movies a lot more than I could afford. I accomplished none of these.

This year I’ve decided to scale it back a bit. With the imminent release of Drupal 7 on January 5th (fingers crossed), I plan on converting JohnNemec.com to this amazing content management system. So far the plan is to create the exact same site in Drupal 7 with an updated look and feel. I have a sinking feeling that we will need to ‘re-input’ all of the old posts by hand, but that’s fine, it’ll give me a chance to spell check my old content.

As of now my category structure should stay the same, but with the simplicity of the taxonomy system we shouldn’t have any problems changing the categories in the future when we change our minds. Some of the hard work will be creating the redirects in the htaccess file when and if we do change some of the categories, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

I have no goal set for when this project will be completed, since I have enough on my plate already with Moosefish Web Services, my band, full time job, wife & kid and sleep (for some reason my body still requires it). But the hope is to have it completed by midyear.

This doesn’t mean I won’t be writing about other things. In fact, I plan on writing a lot more this year. I sort of dropped the ball last year and I hope not to let that happen again.

If all goes as planned, I hope to have a new ‘JohnNemec.com to Drupal 7’ post every Monday. It may be something as simple as a drawing or some notes of things I’d like to accomplish, but at least a weekly post should be good to get this project done. Now keep your fingers crossed that Drupal 7 is released on January 5th and we can get to work this weekend.

Oh, by the way, feel free to comment here or any of the posts on things you think I’m doing wrong, could do better, or ideas you have to make the site better in general. I look forward to your feedback.

Happy New Year!

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Nov 3 10

Right To Vote Denied

by John Nemec
Denied The Right To Vote - Your Vote Doesn't Count

Election day is one of the most important days for my wife and I. We make an effort to go together, not because we love discussing politics, but we like to cancel each other’s vote. You see, she votes one way (the wrong way) and I vote correctly, and it’s been a great system. We can safely cancel each other’s vote and know the world will be safe from each other’s tyranny.

Now, I’m not one to use my blog to gripe about things, at least that’s not my intent, but my voting experience was less than enjoyable. I like using my blog to tell about some experience I’ve had, some cool story I’ve read or some great new tech thing I’ve learned about. But I’m bending my rules a bit today. I’m going to complain.

Like any Election Day, the whole family wakes up early to get in line at the local high school. To me, there is something very patriotic waiting outside in the cold for the doors to open and to be one of the first to cast your vote.

This year was a little different, now voting with a 3 year old we had to take into account that he had to be taken care of. Gone are the days of rolling out of bed, throwing on a coat and standing in the cold. Now we have to wake up a not-too-happy child, bribe him into getting dressed, and put him into a stroller with a blanket (so he can sleep) while we stand in line. And you know what, the kiddo did GREAT! He was awake the whole time, didn’t complain once and even talked with an older gentleman that was standing in line with us.

The doors finally opened and we were herded inside to vote. When it was my turn, I found out I wasn’t in the book. After a few minutes of arguing with the volunteer it was finally determined that I needed to go to another voting place across town, near an apartment I lived in over 5 years ago. I was told to go there, fill out a change of address form, and even vote there. This sounded odd to me since I wouldn’t be voting on things that mattered to my community, but someone else’s. But I did what I was told.

Later that day, on my way home from work I went to other voting location. I told them my story and they let me know, in so many words, that the people at my voting place were idiots, and they should have called the election board and let me vote right then and there, and there was no way they would let me vote at this location. I thanked them for their candid answer, and off I went, back to my voting location.

I arrived back at my local high school to attempt to cast my vote again where I was told that I couldn’t vote there since the records said I should vote at the other place. Now I got mad. All I wanted to do was to cancel my wife’s vote so the world could be a better place. It’s my right as a citizen of the United States to vote for my representatives.

I firmly asked the volunteer to call the election board to confirm that I can vote on this very important election. She attempted to with no success. She tried to send me away, but I told her I would wait until the polls closed while she continued to try.

Finally she won the battle, and got me to sign a provisional ballet, at least that’s what I think it was. A large yellow sheet of paper that wouldn’t be counted for 14 days, at which time I could call a number and give a pin and find out if my vote counted. This seemed like a load of crap to me, since I know that they votes will all be counted by midnight and my vote will never be counted. There is something truly wrong with this. My voice was not heard.

To me, this is unacceptable. I was made to drive around the city and denied my right to vote. I understand the volunteer has no real power and is only doing what she was told to do. I cannot truly blame her, but I can blame the system.

Rather than pointing a finger and yelling I offer a solution. Our cell phones and computers. Let me, an iPhone owner; vote on my phone or on my computer at home. I’m sure there are security risks and other flaws to my plan, but I’m sure smarter people than I could fix those issues. But this would fix the problems of long lines and ignorant people running the booths.

If you have a better idea of how we can vote in our current system, let me know. Should we continue using the system we still have? Is there a better way to do things? What are your thoughts?

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Oct 25 10

Life and Times of the Hiccup Girl

by John Nemec
Hiccup Girl

Well, the Hiccup Girl is back in the news, but this time for first-degree murder. Jennifer Mee, the Hiccup Girl, was arrested and charged in St. Petersburg, FL on Saturday, October 23, 2010. Hiccup Girl and two others lured a man to an address where they robbed him at gunpoint. During the robbery, the three are accused of shooting the man in the chest and shoulder with a 38-caliber revolver, eventually killing him.

St. Petersburg Police Sgt. T.A. Skinner said, “All three suspects admitted to their involvement and were charged with 1st degree felon murder.”

Back Story

Hiccup Girl 2007While struggling with uncontrollable hiccups, much as 50 times a minute, Hiccup Girl became an internet sensation in February 2007. After she appeared on the Today show her fame soured. Months after the hiccups went away she appeared on the Today show again.

Later that year, she ran away from home after a fight with her stepfather over a MySpace account and cell phone access. She was found after 14 hours walking the streets.

Earlier this year, in January 2010, a missing persons report was filed for Hiccup Girl after she ran away from home again after a fight with her boyfriend.

Now with the arrest and probable conviction of the Hiccup Girl, she may now enter obscurity, until her eventually release in 30 years.

So, What ARE Hiccups?

I’m sure everyone reading this has had the hiccups at least once in their life, but what are they really. I always thought they were some kind of strange reoccurring burp. According to Wikipedia:

Hiccups is a contraction of the diaphragm that repeats several times per minute. The abrupt rush of air into the lungs causes the epiglottis to close, creating a ‘hic’ sound.

But can Hiccups be deadly?

Some scientists think that hiccups can be a sign of cretin forms of cancer, which we all know can be deadly. If hiccups prevent you from eating, that can also be deadly, as in the case of Anna Mayer who nearly ‘hiccuped herself to death’ in 1941 after losing 81 pounds before surgery cured her of her strange case. And finally, the victim of the Hiccup Girl, surly thought so. OK, sorry about that one, couldn’t help myself.

On that bad joke, I’m going to end this here. I’m just going to keep my fingers crossed that we don’t see any more of the Hiccup Girl any time in the near future.

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