Facebook Divorce Announcement

For the past week people have been sending me Facebook Messages, Wall Posts and text messages asking me why I changed my status from Married to It’s Complicated and then again to Single. The following is my official announcement, since it’s a bit too long for the 420-character limit given by Facebook.

I’m sure many of you don’t care, but to the few of you that do, Katie and I have agreed to no longer be ‘Facebook Official’. This stems from the fact that Katie has not been nearly as active on Facebook to foster a healthy Facebook marriage. I have also been accused of using the ‘Who Loves Me’ app as well as the ‘How Sexy Are You’ app.

After countless hours with a Facebook Marriage Councilor we could come to no conclusions. So, regret to announce our Facebook divorce. This may not seem like a big deal to you, but I am now losing half of my photo album and am being forced to give up 45% of my monthly Google AdSense profits. I will be allowed to visit my photo album every other weekend and on 3 major holidays (to be determined at a later date).

Thank you to everyone for all of your love and support in this trying time in both of our Facebook lives. And maybe someday Katie and I will once again be Facebook Official, but only time will tell.

On a side note, Katie and I have been happily married for over 5 years, and plan on being for at least another 50, after that there are no guarantees. We have a beautiful son who was not harmed in any of this nonsense. Smile, it’s only a website =)

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