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		<title>OH NO! I&#8217;m Getting Old</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 06:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Nemec</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite my best efforts I’ve officially become an old man. No, I didn’t have another birthday or break a hip or anything like that; my son caught me snoring and started laughing so hard that he woke me up.]]></description>
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		<title>Don’t Let Me Die At Wal-Mart</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 22:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Nemec</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tornado]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I nearly died New Years Eve in the middle of a Wal-Mart when tornados passed through my city and wreaked havoc upon the fare citizens on St. Louis. ]]></description>
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		<title>Right To Vote Denied</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 14:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Nemec</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Election day is one of the most important days for my wife and I. We make an effort to go together, not because we love discussing politics, but we like to cancel each other’s vote. You see, she votes one way (the wrong way) and I vote correctly, and it’s been a great system. We can safely cancel each other’s vote and know the world will be safe from each other’s tyranny.]]></description>
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		<title>A Message from Joshua</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 19:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Nemec</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My Boring Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DJ Lance]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Yo Gabba Gabba!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While cleaning out my inbox I ran across an old email that apparently I didn’t respond to. I think I remember when it came in, many months ago, and thinking it must be spam or a phishing scam, but now looking at it again I’m not so sure. The email was addressed to the Yo Gabba Gabba! show from a grandmother on behalf of her sick grandson Joshua.]]></description>
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		<title>Blinker 7OE</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Nemec</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[7OE]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’ll make this short and sweet. Wife had another 7OE moment the other day, this time it involved her blinker. For the past few days she has been telling me that her blinker lever felt like it’s further away than it should be and that I need to look in to it. In an effort [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Does Prouded Mean?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Nemec</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My Boring Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prouded]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Kid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It was a dinner like any other dinner, me stuffing my face like a starving wild dog, Wife telling me to slow down and both of us telling the kid to eat his veggies. But what made this night different from the rest is not that he did or did not eat the broccoli, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Taste Of Fire</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Nemec</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Spicy Food]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So over the weekend my nephew-in-law (is that a real thing), or better put, a good buddy stayed with us, we shall call him C-Man. While with us he had the pleasure of  experiencing 24 hours of me; all the wonderful wit, the incredible intelligence, stimulating conversation and the love of spicy food. Needless to say, after 24 hours he was begging to go home, but not before I exposed him to a few of my favorite fiery foods.]]></description>
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		<title>The Story Behind The Facebook Divorce</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 08:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Nemec</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My Boring Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Social Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Social Networking]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The other day Wife was watching TV while I was mindlessly surfing around on the interwebs when a thought popped into my head, 'Why don't we change our Facebook statuses to not married?'. Wife and I laughed about this for a while talking about how funny it would be to have it post on everyone's page, 'John and Wife are no longer married'.]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Divorce Announcement</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Nemec</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My Boring Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Social Media]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For the past week people have been sending me Facebook Messages, Wall Posts and text messages asking me why I changed my status from Married to It's Complicated and then again to Single. The following is my official announcement, since it's a bit too long for the 420-character limit given by Facebook. ]]></description>
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		<title>I know I should know you</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Nemec</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My Boring Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Awkward]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[high school]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One of the most uncomfortable things for me is when I should know someone but don't. What makes it even worse is when they know me. This has happened quite a few times in my life, and it never gets any easier.]]></description>
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