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Hey I think that guy needs a 7OE

A 7OE sign - just waiting for something stupid to be done.

A 7OE sign - just waiting for something stupid to be done.

My wife and I were driving somewhere, I cant really remember the destination, but as we were taking the ramp to get on to the highway I noticed a guy on standing on the side of the road. Big deal you say, there are guys on the side of the road all the time, but I felt sorry for this one. He was holding a sign that I swear read “Toe”.  Thinking he must be a little slow or something I pointed him out to my wife.

“Hey! That guy needs a tow!”

I will never live that moment down. First let me say that I didn’t process that he spelt the sign wrong. Or that he wasn’t near a car that needed to be towed. And that people normally don’t sit on the side of the road asking for a tow.

My wife immediately started laughing at me and started to call her friends. Still clueless I kept asking her, “What!” I really didn’t get it yet. She couldn’t speak a complete sentence, and when her friend answered the phone she had to wait a few seconds before she could tell the story.

Long story short, the guy didn’t have a TOE sign, it said 70 E. You know, the big interstate 70! I think they even renamed part of it Mark Maguire Highway.  Interstate 70 runs from Interstate 15 in Utah all the way to Baltimore, Maryland!

Now all of my wife’s friends know about the I-70 mishap, and whenever someone does something stupid they hold up a sign “7OE”.

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My First Tattoo

Tattoo Ted Nelson

Tattoo Ted Nelson

For the 4th of July weekend my wife and I decided to go to the Lake of the Ozarks and while there, I got my first tattoo at A1 World Famous Tattooing from Tattoo Ted himself!

On a trip to the Bagnell Dam Strip to play skee-ball with, I decided that it would be a good day to get a tattoo. I asked my wife, and thinking that I wouldn’t go through with it, she said yes. So off I went to the place I’ve seen hundreds of times before but never had the guts to enter. I left the wife behind to go find out how much it would cost, and I’m sure she fully expected me to come walking back with some sorry excuse of why I couldn’t do it.

When first walking in the door I was bombarded with some of the most beautiful art I’d ever seen. And not the stereotypical tattoo art of ‘MOM’ hearts, skulls and naked ladies. But some beautiful patterns and flowers, lifelike sketches, and animals that looked like they would jump off the page. Of course if your are looking for a naked lady daemon on a boat with MOM written above it, they have that too.

I will admit, I was a little disturbed by the giant rainbow booth sitting in the middle of the waiting room. But I got over it quickly when looking at the artwork.

I eventually made it up to the front counter to find out how much this would cost me and I was directed to Ted.

Tattoo Ted is a tough looking man with tattoos up his arms, the exact person I would want to put a tattoo on me. There is no way I would let some skinny kid with shaky hands and no tattoos come near me. All over the place it says that Tattoo Ted is an award winning freehand artist with nearly 40 years of tattoo experience! Ted has a quick sense of humor that took me a minute to catch, most likely because I was nervous, but as I became more comfortable, he became more funny.

I hadn’t decided exactly what I wanted until it came out of my mouth. It was a big choice, not only is the tattoo permanent, but it would also be my first tattoo. It was a toss up between a music note, my band name, a question mark, and my kids name with birth date. Ted asked me what I was looking to get and I told him my kid’s name with his birth date underneath it.

He immediately pulled out a piece of paper and started drawing. He asked for a correct spelling twice, just to make sure it was right, and then I gave him the date. He drew some line art around it, but I wasn’t too keen on it, so we scrapped that part. The whole thing was about 2 inches across and an inch tall, and he quoted me $100. I have no way to judge how fair this is, but obviously I was willing to pay it, so it sounded fair to me. Next, we talked about placement. I told him I wanted it on my chest right above my heart, it’s my kid’s name after all. He thought it sounded good and we were ready to roll.

My wife finally showed up, I told her the price and she didn’t laugh at me, so I knew I was golden. I think, even at this point, my wife still didn’t believe that I was going to do it.

Ted brought me around back to a very white and sterile room where I took off my shirt and sat on a plastic covered chair. He was getting everything ready when he was pulled away suddenly; he still had a business to run. So I sat there, thinking, worrying, fretting, waiting, and all the other ings you can think of. My wife was still there, giving me all kinds of trouble, and telling me that she couldn’t believe that I was going through with it. I tried to play it off really cool, but inside I was freaking out! I wanted the tattoo, but I was so nervous about the pain and I just wanted to get it over with.

Tattoo Ted finally came back after what seemed to be days, but I’m sure was only a few minutes, and apologized to me. Again, trying to play it cool, told him it was no problem (which it wasn’t), and he could do whatever he needed to do.

I watched him put his stuff together; there was a lot of unwrapping of things and a rubber band on a vibrating rod. I was really glad he knew what he was doing, because I had the faintest clue. He double-checked one last time on the spelling and the date, and at this point I could have told him anything. In fact, I don’t remember what I told him, but in the end everything was spelled correctly, so I guess I said the right thing.

And then he began. I will admit there was a bit of pain, but nothing like what I expected. It’s so hard to describe, but the best I could do is say that it was either like a slight burning sensation or someone with very small fingernails pinching you. But as soon as he lifted his ‘pen’ the pain stopped completely. It did hurt a little more the closer to the armpit he got, but again, it was nothing like what I expected.

Jacob 2-8-07 | First Tattoo of my Kid's Name and Birth Date

Jacob 2-8-07 | First Tattoo of my Kid's Name and Birth Date

The whole thing lasted maybe 10-15 minutes, but I thought it looked GREAT! For the rest of the holiday weekend, all I thought about was the tattoo.  Through the fireworks and great food and cold beer, every chance I got I was showing it off. I know it’s not the coolest tattoo, or the biggest, but it’s my first tattoo, and it’s my kids name, and it means a lot to me.

I’d love to see your tattoos and reactions to your experiences, post a link to twitpic or flicker or where ever. And if you don’t have a tattoo, I’d love to hear what you think of mine, and why you don’t have one.

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A Night At Fubar

This turned out to be one of the most up and down days of my life. On July 1st my band Achalachia had a show at the Fubar for the Jupiter Studios Battle of the Bands, and it should have been a: show up, do my job and go home thing, but it turned out to be a wild rollercoaster ride of ups and downs.

Let me start by saying, to play this show we had to sell 15 tickets as a band, so I personally only had to sell 5 tickets at $8 a piece. Doesn’t sound like a hard task, but it turned out to be more difficult that I ever imagined. In fact, it was about as hard for me as it is for Obama to keep his campaign promises (sorry, couldn’t help myself).

OH, did I tell you that I have no AC in my car that has over 200,000 miles on it, so it’s extremely hot driving around St. Louis in 104 degree weather, and I always have the fear that it will blowup anytime. But never fear, there is a “Cash for Clunkers” program coming in July that I was planning on taking advantage of to get a new car. As far as I can tell, it has to be a running car that you’ve owned for at least a year, with under 17 miles per gallon.

My story begins with my real job graciously letting me leave a little early so I can get a few things done for the show. So my first trip for the evening is home, to change cloths and pack up my gear. Quick, easy, and to the point.

Next stop, I thought I could pick up some Starbucks coffee for the wife and bring it to her at work. What a nice guy I am. But let me say, Fenton drivers during the day are horrible! I normally don’t have the privilege of driving around during the working hours, but my lord, they are horrible. They stop when they should go, then they run red lights. Drive slow in the fast lane, but pass you on the right if not the on the shoulder. OK, enough crying about other drivers, on with the story.

I get to Starbucks and go through the drive thru, and patiently wait my turn. No one is behind me so I don’t feel rushed when trying to make up my mind and speak the Starbucks language.  I order my drinks and pull up to the window, and the cute little girl working there tells me that the car in front of me paid for my drinks!

“What?!?” I say.

“Yeah, he does that sometimes, even if the bill is like $20 or something”

“Wow! Well tell him thank you next time he comes through.”

And off I go with my two free Starbucks coffees. I drop one off with the wife and off I go, downtown to Jupiter Studios. My goal is to meet my drummer there so we can turn in the unsold tickets and give away all of our hard earned money.

On the drive down there I call everyone that said they might go to the show, and everyone that has ever gone to a show in the past.  Of course they all know there is a show going on, I’ve been posting about it on Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, and Achalachia.com for weeks, so of course they don’t answer their phones or call me back. God forbid someone pay $8 to support their friend. But what can you do, if they don’t want to go then they don’t have to go, just don’t blow a tire and have me be the only one available.

I finally get down town and have 3 tickets confirmed, everyone else that said they would go didn’t answer. We successfully turn in the tickets and head to the Fubar (where the show is at) right down the street.

Jupiter Studios required that we have the tickets turned in by 4pm the night of the show, but load in time for the show wasn’t until 6, so what do two guys with nothing but time to kill do, eat.

Right around the corner from the Fubar is a place called The U, so we thought we would check it out. Walking in the place looked great and the people were nice. I asked them what was good, and they rattled of a laundry list of all the great food they offer, so I decided upon the hot wings. And I will say, they were some of the best wings I’ve had in a VERY long time. Not too hot, but great flavor. My drummer had the Phili, and he also thought it was great as well.

We left The U and still had an hour to kill before the Fubar opened their doors to the bands to load our stuff, again, what are two guys in downtown St. Louis to do? Find a coffee house of course!

Off we went to the London Tea Room, located next CPI Corp, my old place of employment.  It’s a great little coffee/tea house inbetween 16th and 17th street and Washington. I really wasn’t in the mood for anything at the time, I just had Starbucks, but my drummer got a double shot something or other.  And off we went back to Fubar.  I parked on the side of the building so I wouldn’t have to pay the parking meter.

And then we waited.

Fubar finally opened the doors for the bands around 6:30 or so and we began the load in process.  It took all of 20 minutes, and during that time we got to meet the other bands, The Phranklyn Project and Almost Modest. Both good bands and if you get a chance to see them sometime, do it. Support Local Music!

Originally there were six bands on the bill, but apparently three of the dropped off. Why, who knows, but ultimately it screwed up our 30 minute set. Because of the drop outs, the start time of the show was pushed back to 8:30 and our set was extended to 45 minutes. So now we had to decide what other songs we were going to do.

We made our new set list and did our sound check, and waited, again. But at least this time we had beer.

The show finally started, and we rocked Fubar.  IMHO we played one of our best shows, with a phenomenal set list.  We even covered Nirvana’s Sappy. But you can read more about that on Achalachia.com.

The show was a Battle of the Bands, and the judging was based upon the crowd noise made after your set.  We only had, maybe, 25 people there to see us, but the crowd went crazy when we were finished. They seemed to really enjoy what we did. And for a while there I thought we might actually win this thing. But sadly we didn’t, the other band were good, not as good as us, and they brought a lot of friends. Ultimately, in a Battle, the vote really comes down to a popularity contest. But I am pleased with the way we performed and with the crowd reaction to us.

At the end of the show, I packed up my stuff and took it to my car. But alas, my car got broken into. Some jackass threw a rock through my passenger side window, rifled through my things and ran off. Luckily I don’t keep anything of value in my car, but I did have my acoustic guitar in the back seat, they didn’t want it. They did get a half carton of cigarettes, bummer.

I called the police and filed a report, it’s all done over the phone now, so I didn’t even have to wait around by my car very long. While on the phone, I brushed off my seat (everything was covered in glass), removed the rock from the driver side floor and started my sad trek home.

The next day I called around and found that the cheapest way I could get my car window fixed was with Safelite AutoGlass. This is not meant to be a plug for them, but they were fast, cheep, and friendly. I called in the morning, they were about to get me in at 2:30 that afternoon and I had a new window by 3:15. They also vacuumed out all the broken glass that was scattered through out my car. Now if they could only get the shards of glass out of my ass from sitting in it.

All in all, weighing both the good and bad, the experience was a good one. I got to hang out with a good buddy of mine (the drummer) for most of the day, I played a rock show and we were awesome, and even though my car was broken into, nothing important was taken and no one was hurt.

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